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Rare Photo of an authentic Mexican
 Navy Seal can Make You Smile
 

 

 

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Okay you 'red-blooded Americans'.. let's see how you do on this test: 
 
23 out of 30 is considered a passing grade. Supposedly 96% of all High School 
seniors FAILED this test... AND if that's not bad enough,
 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too!! 
Take the test and be surprised at what we don't know.

 
http://games.toast.net/independence

 

 

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 Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips!


THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS
. YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?

 

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This is an amazing video.  It takes a minutes to load as they show you a few "stills" then the video begins.

If it doesn't make your heart smile I think you should check your pulse. 

Click Lion Image & Enjoy

 

 

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Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went
to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that
quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose
thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer
looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to
living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains
to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier.
But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long
skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm
swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really
getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What
could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and
smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement
body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has
something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

 

 

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No matter what situations life throws at you or how long and treacherous your journey may seem...Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!!

 

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